One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Everything about him screamed your future.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Drake has all the answers
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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