By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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