im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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