she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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