If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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