yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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