some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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