i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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