I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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