I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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