drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I party with great urgency now.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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