I skipped work to stalk him.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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