there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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