I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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