When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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