this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
