just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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