So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?