hotties wanna shake it
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA