I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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