we're blogging at a bar
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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