I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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