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My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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