does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have post one night stand depression
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