Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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