Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Holy shit dude........stairs
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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