ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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