Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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