Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
