Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Fuck appropriateness.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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