I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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