My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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