He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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