Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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