its not stalking. its research.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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