i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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