His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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