Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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