people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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