Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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