Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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