The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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