You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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