Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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