Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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