I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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