D3 body, D1 cock
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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