Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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