Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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