**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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