She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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