A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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