two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
