you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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