Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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