im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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