8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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