You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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