I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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