Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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