Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
that is very illegal...i love you.
we should paint friendship bongs
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